What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:06

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Is the saying "nice guys finish last" true? Can good intentions always lead to positive outcomes?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
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Live and Let Die
Octopussy
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-J W Pepper
From Russia With Love
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?